"White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda".
Cows, however, are not taking this lying down...
(H/T to the People's Cube for the image).
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh